The Onion has 1,361,522 Bluesky followers, 698,324 more than CNN, as of Nov 13, 2026. At the 30-day pace, CNN would pass The Onion around Jan 16, 2045.
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The Onion, with 1,361,522 Bluesky followers to CNN's 663,198, a gap of 698,324 as of Nov 13, 2026.
Around Jan 16, 2045, in about 6,639 days. CNN is closing the gap by about 105 followers a day over the last 30 days. The date moves as the pace changes.
Over the last 30 days, The Onion gains about 111 followers a day and CNN gains about 216 followers a day. Between readings this page moves each count at that 30-day average.